"He's totally fine" Sir, your lobster ain't moving
That red lobster that died in the place of the blue one is ironically real life lobster racism
Blue lobster: "exist" LOUD ASS CLASSICAL MUSIC STARTS TO PLAY
Bro just changed race 💀
Every bite of the cooked blue lobster should have that loud ass jumpscare music playing in the background.
“Lobsters turn red when boiled, seems a lil odd” Two Secs later “Oh so I wasnt trippin for once”
Plot twist: He actually had 2 blue lobsters and he really did cook it
Why are you showing the lobster the torn bodies of his brethren? 😭😭😭
Blue lobster: "normal" insert classic vampire song
Blue Lobster Jumpscare.
Blue lobsters are kinda the irl version of shiny Pokémon
He doesn’t apologize anymore, he’s gone mad.
Blue lobsters are basically real life shiny pokemon
Photo ID is such a banger
The blue lobster is such a celeb that he even had a stunt double to do his stunts
I never knew blue lobsters could turn into normal lobsters
If u have no idea how rare is a blue lobster, blue lobster is a rare phenomenon that occurs every one in two million. The colour is caused by a genetic mutation that causes the lobster to produce an excessive amount of a particular protein
Not playing the blue lobster theme song here is an absolute war crime
Oh man I nearly heard Toccata and Fugue in D minor while watching this 😭
@NickDiGiovanni